Cerebral Hemorrhage

[base104]

Man, watching these vids of all the inverted stuff, I notice how red everyone's face gets. I wonder what the blood pressure in the brain gets up to.

I predict that some day someone will just slide out of some invert, unless he is stuck, stone dead. Really. It kind of hurts the noggin to hang upside down.

Might make a good route name. Cerebral Hemorrhage, Massive Stroke. Massive Stroke kind of has two meanings. Anyone who was 18 and took 2 hour showers at housekeeping can understand that one.

[RussWalling]

last time on the invert board I came off the thing sick as hell.  Had to go lay down for a while with a thrombosis monkey fuk of a headache.  I'll probably be dead within weeks from some blown out sidewall brain thingy. 

[excap]

It's all good. No one gets out alive.

[Jaybro]

In SLC last month Shanti pondered this question in regards the centennial roof....

[base104]

Maybe beta blockers for all. They make you weak, though. Great for marksmanship. Snipers take it. Inderol, anyway. I used to score it for deer season.

Some of the older OW dudes will probably just blow a hole in their skull and blood will spray out like on a SNL skit. Now I wanna see some vid of that. A damn good idea is for someone to make a rig with fake blood and all and send it in to Rock and Ice. Create a gigantic supertaco hoax thread.

Inverted is kind of like wearing a jet fighter gee suit upside down if you think about it. I bet Russ is getting spider veins on his nose pretty bad.

[base104]

Actually, that gave me a great idea. Make a climbing film about wide stuff. Maybe some kinda sort of serious stuff, but then throw in about 2/3 of it with hidden tubes of red corn syrup to spurt out of people.

Kinda like the Grindhouse part where the stripper does the splits.

I could do it righteous justice, because I am thoroughly demented.