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WyoSoftMan

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Popped cherry
« on: April 17, 2019, 01:48:48 pm »
My first taste o' the wyde.
In leather boots, stiff enough you could probably strap crampons on.
Some say child abuse, I say a fortunate childhood.

('78 ish?  Hyalite Canyon, Montana)

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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2019, 02:56:33 pm »
Very cool....where and when?
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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2019, 03:51:40 pm »
Dayum Wyo, you started the abuse young.
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 but am embarrassed and ashamed of our Government.

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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2019, 05:16:50 pm »
Oh, see the vitals now.....damn!!!!
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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2019, 07:15:57 pm »
Looks a bit like Chrysler Crack in Vegas



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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2019, 06:14:36 pm »
Lucky you.. i did'nt start climbing till teens.

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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2019, 11:58:12 am »
Offwidth is to be avoided by any means required.. :o ::) ;D   
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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2019, 06:35:49 pm »
You meant, “savored”. You’re welcome

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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2019, 09:35:13 am »
The Wyde is Fyne, until inverted.
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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2019, 08:12:02 pm »
Offwidth is fine if you have big legs. Just jam that thing in there and rest. You skinny guys need to put on some weight.

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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2019, 01:08:39 pm »
Jody, for us, skinny guys, your offwidth is our chimney.  ;D

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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2019, 02:41:07 pm »
And for us portly dudes, your chimney is our squeeze o/w. 
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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2019, 10:04:20 pm »
Fukkit Anyhow

Does the Cleft go left or should I try right?
I asked the Cowboy as we talked one night.
He said either way it's not real tight,
That when he did it he'd had a horrible fight
And I'd have to struggle with all of my might.
I did not sleep till late that night:
My mind was filled by dread and fright
And I wasn't too hopeful that I could on-sight.
Getting to the Cookie at dawn's early light,
I took one look and my face turned white;
Then I nearly filled my pants with shite.
I tried it left but it didn't go right.
I backed off and gave up the fight
Cuz I'm chickenshit and my weight is light.
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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2019, 04:21:50 am »
rmuir, welcome to the sheepfold.


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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2019, 06:50:34 am »
Sport limbers, en masse?

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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2019, 10:24:19 am »
I remember a story- fiction.

The dude (climber) is close to the end of a 1 year road trip. All sorts of demons in his head- the usual climbing fiction clap trap.... my wife, kids, the real meaning of it all etc....

So the dude has this giant, long OW to climb- just so he can get his “head together”.... so he is climbing with the anchor bolts as the goal- and all these thoughts go through his head- hits the bolt and is so happy that he made it!!!! Leans back and the bolt pulls (they do that all the time you know) and he falls to his death!

That story????

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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2019, 01:01:05 pm »
I remember that one, in the climbing art, maybe? Wasn’t he in the hospital on life support in the last scene?

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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2019, 07:41:03 am »
Where was that one published? I don’t think I’ve read it.

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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2019, 11:09:50 pm »
Pinnacle Dihedral-Practice Rock... I think. What say you Wyo?? Good shot.

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Re: Popped cherry
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2019, 07:42:35 pm »
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